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| + | '''Obese Albert''' is the transformation that [[Fat Albert]] suffers when he gets emotional over his food. He becomes three times his standard size after the transformation is complete. He gains the power to shit methane blobs that kill living organisms that breathe the air in for too long. He becomes mildly retarded in this state, as his brain literally becomes an aspirin pill, as that will prevent him from immediately dying of a heart attack. He loses the ability to masturbate due to his loss of nerve sensitivity in this state, caused by his body taking blood away from his extremities to his vital organs. Due to this handicap, Obese Albert is commonly much more aggressive and angrier than Fat Albert. He will often be seen verbally, physically, and sexually assaulting his friends, who must complete a satanic ritual in unison for Albert to return to his normal, fat self. His most common target for sexual assault is [[Dumb Donald]], seemingly due to his innocent, childlike composure. His ejaculation is 100% boiling hot lard, which is the reason Dumb Donald has many burned spots throughout his body, mostly in the genital and anal regions. |
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| + | == Trivia == |
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| − | '''<u>Saxophones</u>''' |
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| + | * He gains energy by standing next to people, sucking up their energy. Despite not needing to eat to live in this stage, he still does due to uncontrollable gluttony. |
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| + | * The satanic ritual to bring him back to Fat Albert requires that at least 5 people dance around and chant "Hey, hey, hey", while one person has his penis inside Obese Albert's anus. |
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| + | * He solved Africa's hunger crisis by eating the continent completely. |
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| + | * His manhood measures 78 inches in length, and 450 inches in girth. |
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| + | * Since his mouth only responds to food stimuli, he must play his sax with his penis head. |
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| + | == Quotes == |
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| − | Alto 1/2 - Fat Albert |
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| + | {{Quote|WHERE THE FUCK IS DONALD MY COCK CANNOT WAIT|Obese Albert sexually frustrated due to his handicap.}}{{Quote|Hey, hey, hey, I'm not feeling too hot, Dumb Donald call an ambulance|Obese Albert when he was beginning to have a heart attack due to intense physical exertion when harassing Donald.}} |
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| − | Tenor 1/2 - Weird Simmons |
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| − | Bari - Russel Cosby |
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| − | '''<u>Trumpets</u>''' |
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| − | Trumpet 1/2/3/4 - Tito |
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| − | '''<u>Trombones</u>''' |
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| − | Trombone 1/2 - Dumb Donald |
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| − | Bass Trombone - Rudy Davis |
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| − | '''<u>Guitar</u>''' |
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| − | Rudy Davis |
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| − | '''<u>Piano</u>''' |
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| − | Bucky Miller |
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| − | '''<u>Bass</u>''' |
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| − | Mushmouth Mush |
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| − | '''<u>Drums</u>''' |
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| − | Bill Cosby |
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Revision as of 19:28, 20 June 2018
Obese Albert is the transformation that Fat Albert suffers when he gets emotional over his food. He becomes three times his standard size after the transformation is complete. He gains the power to shit methane blobs that kill living organisms that breathe the air in for too long. He becomes mildly retarded in this state, as his brain literally becomes an aspirin pill, as that will prevent him from immediately dying of a heart attack. He loses the ability to masturbate due to his loss of nerve sensitivity in this state, caused by his body taking blood away from his extremities to his vital organs. Due to this handicap, Obese Albert is commonly much more aggressive and angrier than Fat Albert. He will often be seen verbally, physically, and sexually assaulting his friends, who must complete a satanic ritual in unison for Albert to return to his normal, fat self. His most common target for sexual assault is Dumb Donald, seemingly due to his innocent, childlike composure. His ejaculation is 100% boiling hot lard, which is the reason Dumb Donald has many burned spots throughout his body, mostly in the genital and anal regions.
Trivia
- He gains energy by standing next to people, sucking up their energy. Despite not needing to eat to live in this stage, he still does due to uncontrollable gluttony.
- The satanic ritual to bring him back to Fat Albert requires that at least 5 people dance around and chant "Hey, hey, hey", while one person has his penis inside Obese Albert's anus.
- He solved Africa's hunger crisis by eating the continent completely.
- His manhood measures 78 inches in length, and 450 inches in girth.
- Since his mouth only responds to food stimuli, he must play his sax with his penis head.
Quotes
- "WHERE THE FUCK IS DONALD MY COCK CANNOT WAIT"
- ―Obese Albert sexually frustrated due to his handicap.