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<em>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
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'''Jan Crawford''' voices [[Bucky]] and [[Russell]] and performs additional voices in ''[[Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids]]''.
I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and
 
I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have
 
over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the
 
top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just
 
<nowiki> </nowiki>another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes
 
of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking
 
words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the
 
Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret
 
network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so
 
<nowiki> </nowiki>you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the
 
pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I
 
can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways,
 
<nowiki> </nowiki>and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained
 
in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United
 
<nowiki> </nowiki>States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your
 
miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only
 
you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever"
 
comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your
 
<nowiki> </nowiki>fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the
 
<nowiki> </nowiki>price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will
 
drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.</em>
 
 
 
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Jan Crawford voices Bucky and Russell and performs additional voices in Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids.

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