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<em>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
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I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and
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I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have
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over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the
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top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just
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<nowiki> </nowiki>another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes
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of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking
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words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the
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Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret
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network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so
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<nowiki> </nowiki>you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the
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pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I
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can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways,
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<nowiki> </nowiki>and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained
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in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United
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<nowiki> </nowiki>States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your
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miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only
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you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever"
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comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your
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<nowiki> </nowiki>fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the
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<nowiki> </nowiki>price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will
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drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.</em>

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