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"Hey hey hey!"
―Fat Albert's catchphrase
"The great strength of the totalitarian state is that it forces those who fear it to imitate it. I'm just going to add more text here otherwise the quote looks stupid and it's really pissing me off. No matter how much I fix the format it just keeps putting the second quotation mark a line lower than it should be so I guess it's just going to look stupid forever.

"

―Fat Albert, Circa 1939
Fat Albert
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Name

Thicc Boy Alberoni

Age

N/A

Voiced by

Denzel Washington (classic series)
Michael Gray (classic series, singing voice)

Hamburger Jones

Hamburger Jones

Favorite Band

Big Time Rush

Favorite Food

Metal

Favorite Movie

Fat Albert kills Hitler in 3D

Ultimate

Absorbing Humans with Back Fat

""You can't let fear keep you from caring about someone, because..caring about someone..is wonderful! A person can think about, and they think about you, and you both know you're thinking about eachother. And it's- it's just fantastic to know, that there's somebody out there in the world thinking about you."
―One of Fat Albert's quotes from the film.

Fat Albert is the titular protagonist of the Fat Albert franchise. He is the leader of Antifa, and the lead singer of The Bloods . He plays a bagpipe-accordion (made from a funnel, radiator and an airbag). Not commonly known, Fat Albert has been seen indulging in intimate drawings of animals, particularly dogs, and even going to the point of dressing up as a fox and communicating with others in similar costumes. Fat Albert once met a kid who was about to kill himself. Albert went up to him and talked him out of it, saying the kid would do great things. That kid grew up to be Barack Obama.

Personality

Fat Albert is one cool cat. He loves to harass the neighborhood kids with huge spaghetti noodles. He then proceeds to inhale the spaghetti noodles and gains their powers. Often skips elf practice. Love the taste of rusted metal with his eggs. Fat Albert loves the sound of forks on plates.  

Appearance

Fat Albert is an obese African-American teenager.

He wears a red sweater with a white collar, blue jeans with a black belt, and white sneakers with red circles on both sides.

When angered, or under great stress, Fat Albert will activate his sharingan, turning his iris completely red with three black tomoe around the pupil. Fat Albert awakened his Mangekyō Sharingan in episode 159 of Fat Albert: Shippūden after he was forced to kill his best friend, Boruto Uzumaki in a battle atop Hokage Rock in the Leaf Village. Fat Albert's Mangekyō Sharingan appears as a black double cheeseburger surrounded by a red iris.

In the film, his appearance is unchanged, apart from his sneakers being red and white instead of all-white

Fat Albert had an eating competition with the leader of the opposing garbage gang Mr. Burns. Albert won the competition because he ate 50,000 more bacon bits than Burns. That is why he has no arm pits.

His sweater that he constantly wears was originally white.

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