Fat Albert

"Hey, Hey, Hey! Nothing wrong with being gay!"

―A variant of Fat Albert's catchphrase, reassuring her homosexual friends that their preferences are okay.

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Hugh Mungus
Name	Zarna Joshi
Voiced by	Bill Cosby (classic series) Michael Gay (classic series, singing voice)
Portrayed by	Kenan Thompson (film)
Father	Fat Albert’s Dad
Occupation	Keyblade Master
Gender	Male
Medical Conditions	Diabetes, Coronary Artery Disease, Obesity
Junkyard Band	Alto Sax 1/Tenor Sax 1/Bari Sax

Fat Albert is the main protagonist of the Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids franchise. He is the leader of the junkyard gang and lead alto (by default) of the Junkyard Band. He wields the Trashcan Keyblade from the finale of Saga 1 to the end of the series. When confronted with a threat that poses extreme danger to his garbage community, he undergoes a metamorphosis known as Obese Albert.

Whoever made it shitty again is a faggot.

Personality

If anyone has a problem, he helps them. Fat Albert is also very civic-minded and wise beyond his years. It is due to this very reason that he is able to wield the Trashcan Keyblade, despite his heritage. Obese Albert also has the ability to lose weight and give it to somebody else, though if he does this, he loses the Trashcan Keyblade

Gellabubble is a fat bitch

Suck my dick Gellabubble

Gellabubble is a faggot

Trivia

• Doesn't know what's under her sweater according to the movie. Spoiler alert, it's 3 nipples
• He's got no class.
• He is the one of the Junkyard gang that says the classic line "Hey, Hey, Hey, I'm the master of the Keyblade".

Appearance

Fat Albert is a portly, well rounded teen who sports a business casual outfit that usually consists of a red pullover, a white shirt and jeans held up by a belt. He has to wear a belt to hide his enormous manhood.